Some of yall raggedy asses need some home-training! Straight up. I see too much unacceptable behavior goin on around me. Ima need yall to get it together real fast...& so now i proceed to speak my damn mind.
**I come over to your house to chill, thats it...just chill & you got the nerve to ask me to give you some head?
Nigga what! You must be out yo damn mind. I put some hot sauce on yo dick & throw it in a fryin pan...then I will sit & watch you suck ya own damn dick you damn fool. '
**You offer to give me a ride, and when we get in the car and start driving you complain about how you aint got no gas. What the fuck you tellin me for? Shit this was not part of the plan when I got my ass in the car. You said you would take me where I needed to go, & considering there was no prior agreement to give you not one damn nickel I aint coughin up a gotdamn thing. Matter fact drop me at the damn bus stop shit ima use this last 5$ and get on the bus then get me a bag of doritos & a soda...hope yo ass dont run outta gas on the way back home.
**I'm at yo house hangin with you and I see you gettin all dressed up, stylin yo hair nshit...then got the nerve to ask me can I babysit! Da fuck wrong with you? I aint babysittin shit...you better have them bad ass kids babysit they damn self cause I be damn if I sit here tryna keep yo snotty face kids in check while you out at the club shakin yo stankin ass. & dont try to pull a fast ball on me talkin bout you gone run to the store real quick cus I will straight call children's services on yo ass. forreal. Them kids will be pullin off in the back of a dusty white van as you pullin back up to the house...what the hell wrong with you?
**I stay the night at your house, and you aint got no toilet paper. Tuuh. I bet ima use yo damn face towel...I'm not gone be pissy for nobody! & thats real. You can get 4 rolls of tissue at the dollar tree for 1$ so aint no excuse for this shit. What if I have diarrhea? You one selfish bitch to not have no tissue. Just make sure you wash that face rag out before you use it the next morning...cause I gotta wipe with something
Ok Im done trash talkin...for now...lol
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