1. Can You Tell Me what the drug dealers is puttin in crack to make them itch so much? Im really puzzled by this, I know there has to be a secret ingredient they usin for crack...perhaps itching powder. Cause it never fails...you can spot a crackhead from a mile away scratchin up they damn arms & shit paranoid as hell. You ever notice how fast a crackhead can run? Them fuckers be runnin like they in a damn race against death! Those fast ass crackheads...They crack gotta be laced with redbull & duracell battery juice. Fast itchy muthafukers.
2. Can You Tell Me why it seem like everybody got that one alcoholic uncle most likely named "ray ray" "junebug" or some shit that make you think of a old ass nigga with a juicy jerry curl, and a 40 ounce wrapped up in a brown paperbag. I never understood why they wrap that shit up in a paperbag anyway. Like who do they think they foolin? We know good & well its beer in there dumbass....who hides a can of dr. pepper in a paperbag while drinkin? Nobody...only "junebug" would do some shit like that. Then show up to a family reunion drunk as hell tryna fight the little kids & shit. Nigga come in stumblin cussin all the relatives out with that one finger stuck out pointin as he slur his words & shit. And everybody gotta keep yellin "junebug" sit yo drunk ass down. hahaha This is bringin back way too many memories.
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