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Sunday, March 28, 2010
Thou Sall NOT Do That On The Internet
so i have been using the internet for quite some time now, and have had the luxury of meeting some really interesting people. Have even had a few face to face encounters with some "hot bodies" so the internet is not a complete fail, however there are those handful of creeps who start to ruin it for the rest of us. Thus i have created the World Wide Web commandments. This generally is directed to my fellow social network members. Please read carefully & take plenty notes. These can not be repeated...thus if u shall break any of these commandments you shall have your internet pass revoked immediately.
1) Thou Shall Not post misleading pics: foolin' us N-shit. Got us thinkin you cute but once we hit the zoom-in on yo picture our eyes start to water. Thats not OK. Or whats worse is you post another pic a week later & you look completly different then the "PYT" we saw earlier. from beauty to beastt. =(
2) Thou Shall Not try to holla at me or anyone else when you know your ass is ugly as shit: like cmon now bruh you look at yo self everyday in the mirror you know your face looks like a weapon of mass destruction. Ahh shit nigga you wouldnt even have a chance in the dark. Dont do that to yourself. smh
3) Thou Shall Not "cyber sex" another girl when your ass aint single: you will be just the idiot to get caught with your hand in the cookie jar! in the middle of sendin dick shots to "kesha" when your girl at work. In walks your girl as 3 of "keshas" tit pictures upload on your computer. Not a good look...& you wont be lyin yo way out of this one. May as well pack yo bags now. smh
4) Thou Shall Not Steal other ppls pics & post them as your own. your profile shows you as 6ft strong biceps, washboard abs, & nice tan. But you sittin at home at your desktop computer 5'5 239pnds, nappy mustache & reseeding hairline. ut-oooh Not Cool. In the end you loose cus your still short & fat with no girlfriend so just STOP It! be yourself.
1) Thou Shall Not post misleading pics: foolin' us N-shit. Got us thinkin you cute but once we hit the zoom-in on yo picture our eyes start to water. Thats not OK. Or whats worse is you post another pic a week later & you look completly different then the "PYT" we saw earlier. from beauty to beastt. =(
2) Thou Shall Not try to holla at me or anyone else when you know your ass is ugly as shit: like cmon now bruh you look at yo self everyday in the mirror you know your face looks like a weapon of mass destruction. Ahh shit nigga you wouldnt even have a chance in the dark. Dont do that to yourself. smh
3) Thou Shall Not "cyber sex" another girl when your ass aint single: you will be just the idiot to get caught with your hand in the cookie jar! in the middle of sendin dick shots to "kesha" when your girl at work. In walks your girl as 3 of "keshas" tit pictures upload on your computer. Not a good look...& you wont be lyin yo way out of this one. May as well pack yo bags now. smh
4) Thou Shall Not Steal other ppls pics & post them as your own. your profile shows you as 6ft strong biceps, washboard abs, & nice tan. But you sittin at home at your desktop computer 5'5 239pnds, nappy mustache & reseeding hairline. ut-oooh Not Cool. In the end you loose cus your still short & fat with no girlfriend so just STOP It! be yourself.
Friday, March 26, 2010
He's Just Not That Into You
Ladies…If you sick & tired of being sick & tired. & You cant figure out why your man wont act right. He been actin so foolish it almost seem like the foo cant act right. Well lemme Let you in on a little secret…it may be that “He’s Just Not That Into You” Time & Time again females cry over dudes, who arent worth the tears. They go back & fourth in relationships that will never go nowhere but downhill. I’m going to give you the 5 signs that your man just aint that into you.
#1 If you tell your man you pregnant & the first thing he do is ask you “so whatchu gone do?” Chances are he’s not that into you. There’s no reason why he should ask you what you gone do like the baby is only yours. SMH…on another note if the first thing he do is take you to the carnival and put yo ass on the ferris wheel & the rollercoaster…he already decided what u gone do…u finna lose that damn baby. Period!
#2 If You and your man go shoppin & yall both have a handful of bags full of things for him..somethin aint right. Why did you just go on a shoppin spree for him..u bought clothes & shoes & you holdin the bags too? SMH…Time to let his ass go!
#3 If You and your man takin a shower together & u been in there for 30 mins. & he been in the front the whole damn time! Hoggin all the hot water & elbowin u in the stomach as he wash up…Take that shampoo bottle & buss him in the back of the head. Cus u can clearly see…He just aint into you.
#4 If You go to RedLobster & sit down at the table & he order crab legs, lobster, & shrimp & he tell you, “aaah you know what we gone have to split a plate cause I aint even gone have enough…you want me to have her send an extra plate?” You already know what you have to do…take that plate break that shit over his head…while he out cold eat the lobster, shrimp, & crab…then leave that fool ass nigga slumped on the table & dip on his stingy ass.
#5 If you constantly being stood up by your man for regular dates during the daytime…& he always got an excuse as to why he cant make it. But later on that night that nigga come through on the late night creep, hit it, and he gone like the wind…chances are you just a booty call. & he dont ever ever ever in his damn life wanna be seen with you in public…Its time let him go. No more pussy prowlin for him…cause he just aint into you lil mama.
And this concludes the top 5 signs “he’s just not that into you” If you would like more tips…Well then that is just sad…because when a nigga aint into you it should be obvious. You shouldnt need miss cleo to explain to you that your man really aint your man, you the sideline bitch, and he will never leave his wife for you. SMH…Get it together ladies, stop lettin the “dogs in your life be the heartbreakers that keep you depressed and suicidal.” The shit is pretty much pathetic…
#1 If you tell your man you pregnant & the first thing he do is ask you “so whatchu gone do?” Chances are he’s not that into you. There’s no reason why he should ask you what you gone do like the baby is only yours. SMH…on another note if the first thing he do is take you to the carnival and put yo ass on the ferris wheel & the rollercoaster…he already decided what u gone do…u finna lose that damn baby. Period!
#2 If You and your man go shoppin & yall both have a handful of bags full of things for him..somethin aint right. Why did you just go on a shoppin spree for him..u bought clothes & shoes & you holdin the bags too? SMH…Time to let his ass go!
#3 If You and your man takin a shower together & u been in there for 30 mins. & he been in the front the whole damn time! Hoggin all the hot water & elbowin u in the stomach as he wash up…Take that shampoo bottle & buss him in the back of the head. Cus u can clearly see…He just aint into you.
#4 If You go to RedLobster & sit down at the table & he order crab legs, lobster, & shrimp & he tell you, “aaah you know what we gone have to split a plate cause I aint even gone have enough…you want me to have her send an extra plate?” You already know what you have to do…take that plate break that shit over his head…while he out cold eat the lobster, shrimp, & crab…then leave that fool ass nigga slumped on the table & dip on his stingy ass.
#5 If you constantly being stood up by your man for regular dates during the daytime…& he always got an excuse as to why he cant make it. But later on that night that nigga come through on the late night creep, hit it, and he gone like the wind…chances are you just a booty call. & he dont ever ever ever in his damn life wanna be seen with you in public…Its time let him go. No more pussy prowlin for him…cause he just aint into you lil mama.
And this concludes the top 5 signs “he’s just not that into you” If you would like more tips…Well then that is just sad…because when a nigga aint into you it should be obvious. You shouldnt need miss cleo to explain to you that your man really aint your man, you the sideline bitch, and he will never leave his wife for you. SMH…Get it together ladies, stop lettin the “dogs in your life be the heartbreakers that keep you depressed and suicidal.” The shit is pretty much pathetic…
Somethings Not Quite Right
Something’s Not Quite Right
-somethings not quite right you call yourself a bad bitch, but your weave looks like dead possom hair, and your face is a disaster. Somebody please get these “bad bitches” a dictionary & let em’ know the only thing bad about em’ is their facial features. tsk tsk
-Somethings not quite right you still walkin around with a flip phone & call ya self gettin numbers! Cut it out…do you really think you can pull a bitch with that extra large TV remote lookin shit…why does your phone light up on the bottom & your two favorite games to play on there is Snake & Brick Attack. SMH you got 1week to go collect some bottles and cans & put a down payment on a blackberry. You outdated fucker.
-Somethings not quite right (white ppl) your child calls you by your first name and puts you in time out? WTF No offense but thats the difference between white parents and black parents. We aint afraid to fuck our child up on sight just for looking at us the wrong way for more than 2 seconds. White people just afraid to get fucked up by they child. Now how the hell does that work out? You mean to tell me Timmy just sent you to your room & gave you a whoopin cause you wouldnt get him an Xbox! xmh…whats really goin on?
-Somethings not quite right your man lay you on the bed to hit it pull your pants down and dies. Death by the pussy? who. what. where. when . & why! Im not judging anybody but then again yes the fuck i am. If your pussy smells like its leaking sewer juice you gone needa either a) get that checked out immediately or b) wash yo damn twat! You cant hear yo pussy coughin and shit down there?…the smell done burnt xtra large holes in yo panties and you still the dumb bitch sittin around lookin confused. The soap get up and runs the other direction when you enter the bathroom cause its tired of bein punished by you and your ungodly smells.
Theres plenty more not quite right things and i’ll be back soon to talk bout those. lol
-somethings not quite right you call yourself a bad bitch, but your weave looks like dead possom hair, and your face is a disaster. Somebody please get these “bad bitches” a dictionary & let em’ know the only thing bad about em’ is their facial features. tsk tsk
-Somethings not quite right you still walkin around with a flip phone & call ya self gettin numbers! Cut it out…do you really think you can pull a bitch with that extra large TV remote lookin shit…why does your phone light up on the bottom & your two favorite games to play on there is Snake & Brick Attack. SMH you got 1week to go collect some bottles and cans & put a down payment on a blackberry. You outdated fucker.
-Somethings not quite right (white ppl) your child calls you by your first name and puts you in time out? WTF No offense but thats the difference between white parents and black parents. We aint afraid to fuck our child up on sight just for looking at us the wrong way for more than 2 seconds. White people just afraid to get fucked up by they child. Now how the hell does that work out? You mean to tell me Timmy just sent you to your room & gave you a whoopin cause you wouldnt get him an Xbox! xmh…whats really goin on?
-Somethings not quite right your man lay you on the bed to hit it pull your pants down and dies. Death by the pussy? who. what. where. when . & why! Im not judging anybody but then again yes the fuck i am. If your pussy smells like its leaking sewer juice you gone needa either a) get that checked out immediately or b) wash yo damn twat! You cant hear yo pussy coughin and shit down there?…the smell done burnt xtra large holes in yo panties and you still the dumb bitch sittin around lookin confused. The soap get up and runs the other direction when you enter the bathroom cause its tired of bein punished by you and your ungodly smells.
Theres plenty more not quite right things and i’ll be back soon to talk bout those. lol
Friday, March 19, 2010
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