Texting my phone repeatedly- even after I dont respond to the first 100 messages. =( Now who in their right mind is gonna be stupid enough to send multiple messages without getting a single response? You basically are talkin to yourself when you text and say "whats Good" "What up" or "hey" AUTOMATIC IGNORE! Aint no way in hell im gonna waste my precious finger energy on replying to a dumbass text askin me "whats good" Whats good is that I can delete that damn message, and tell you I never got it, and dont be stupid enough to call after that because that will get you cussed out. In a real nasty kinda way. Stay off my line unless it's an emergency, or you got some money you givin away.
Talking in my face with funky ass breath- why would you do that? You know your breath stink cause everytime you open your mouth your tongue ducks for cover. hmmph. Yet and still you laughing extra hard and shit talking bout "GIRL GUESS WHAT" No bitch you guess what...guess what flavor of mouth wash im finna hit you in the mouth with you stank breath son of a bitch. smh...& to make it worse stank breath people always wanna lean in when talking to you like they telling you a secret. Thats like farting in someones face...you wouldnt bend over and let one rip in your granny's face would you? So why is your disrespectful ass in my face gossiping with that sewer breath it smelled like 10 russians laid in yo mouth and died. Make me wanna grab a stick of deodarant & wipe yo tongue with it...ol' musty mouth.
Asking to borrow my shoes-Hell no you cant borrow my shoes. Number 1 you wear a size 10 how the hell you plan on squeezin them boats into my size 7s? You got feet bigger than Paul Bunyan talkin bout "they fit better without socks" no BITCH they dont fit at all...even if you put some baby oil on the bottom of yo feet they still wouldnt slip into my shoes. Furthermore when was the last time you took a bath? The bottom of yo feet loook like you work in a coal mime! You must be out yo damn mind if you think ima go for that better get you a pair of flip flops & get the fuck up out my face.
Borrowing money from me and dont never pay it back- So you borrowed 10$ from me & everytime I see you, you aint got my damn money!! WTF is wrong wit you? I give everybody a 1 day grace period to pay my money back after that...uh-uhnnnn im comin to find you. Ima be searchin for yo ass like a bounty hunter over my damn money. & dont try to play no damn lame excuses on me talkn bout "you lost yo job" hmph wtf that got to do with me? I dont give a damn, you better apply for unemployment & in the meantime & in between time Ima need you to gimme my damn money! PERIOD POINTBLANK. dont ask me shit bout "how am i supposed to get it" DID I ask how am I supposed to get it when you borrowed it? HELL NO! I dont care if you gotta kill, steal, & rob for my shit...I WANT MY MONEY! What really gets me is how a nigga who owe you money will duck & dodge yo ass for the longest, til' that one day you catch em' comin out the mall wit a "Foot Locker" bag or somethin, then they try to play it off talkin bout "they cousin just bought em some shoes" *side eye* mmhmmm...yo cousin better loan you 10$ to pay off yo debt thats all the hell I know. Fuck all the excuses. Cause while you playin I will kidnap yo dog & hold him for 10$ ransom! Better hope "todo" dont come back with a black eye or somethin cause I dont play about my money.
tuuh. If you dont know you better ask somebody, just cause I look nice dont mean shit. I'll break into yo house & eat up all yo fresh groceries...I dont kill unless I got to. & If you dont wanna end up dead...you better act like you got some damn sense around here. Untill next time ladies, Gentlemen, & "others"
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