The Booty Call Gone Wrong

So the other day I decided to end my "dick hiatus" cause I was feeling super horny lol. So I call this dude who I had been talkin to since last year but would never give him no play. He is all excited cause he has been waiting for this for a long time. Were talking on the phone making arrangements for me to come over and he is gas'n me up the whole time. Talkin all this "Girrl im finna work you" yea yea yea...So im lowkey gettin pumped like yeah...he bout to give me the business. I get dressed lookin extra cute, hair was on point, all of that! I get to his house and were drinkin on sum beers & shit sittin on the couch quiet as hell. And if anybody has ever seen me intoxicated they know when im lit I get extra "friendly" lol so I slide over closer to him and kiss his neck. He's feelin it, he grabs me and starts kissing on me. I mean he was all into it. By this time I'm READY like whip it out boy & put it down on me. He grabs me and pulls me toward the bedroom pushes me on the bed. More Kissing. THE FUCK!? (Less kissin more pumpin please.)Nope. He's kissin all on my neck, rubbin on me...ok whipppeeee feels great but umm can we get to the main attraction please. More kissing. (welp..guess not) So finally I get annoyed push him up and flips him so im laying on top of him. I start unbuckling his pants, he's breathing all heavy & shit. He wants it bad. I pull his pants off. Lifting his shirt up he starts taking my pants off. I get back on top of him run my hand down his dick. ummmm...whats going on? Why is your dick soft? He realizes that I noticed it, so he sits up with me on top of him, and kisses me more. Now im yawning cause I can see where this is going. A whole extra 5 mins passes by and still no penetrating going on. WTF!? By now he is on top of me again...starts to give me head & I make him stop. I tell him...NO...Fuck me or I'm leaving. 5 more minutes passed...still no hard dick. Then this fuckin bastard had the nerve to tell me "I dont know whats wrong you gotta help it get on hard....suck it" I started crackin up laughing. "Are you fuckin serious...u FAG! Im not suckin that" *straight face* "cmon baby...just give it a little mouth work" I look at him dead in his face, and say "you must be out your fuckin mind if you think im gonna suck your dick!" I mean is this nigga forreal? Im sitting here in your bedroom...half naked & your dick aint hard off that alone!? You sorry ass fuckin bastard! Im pissed...I stand up & put my pants back on cussin him out the whole time. Like how did he really get me all pumped up...for nothing?!! SHIT. & All his dumbass can do is stand there looking confused askin me "where am i going" as he grabs my arm. I snatch his hand off of me & push him back on the bed HEATED...& SLAM the door on my way out. What a fuckin loser...So i guess im still on a "dick hiatus" so much for that one. smh Clearly this is a booty call gone wrong! Yet another worthless man walkin around with perfectly good penis & no clue on what to do with it. Damn. Damn. Damn.