WTF is wrong with you people???!

Twitter Couples How the fuck are you a couple & yall just started following each other 2 months ago on twitter. Talmbout…”baby after I seen u retweet dat last tweet of mines I fell in love” BITCH what! I will slit yo gotdamn throat talkin crazy like that. How da fuck u fall in love with somebody over twitter…aint never spoke 2 em on the phone, aint never kissed em, hugged em, fucked em….hell u aint even never skyped wit they ass before but somehow u know…U IN LOVE!?? FUCK OUTTA HERE…you sound like an ultimate supreme cornball w/ extra cheese. Who the hell falls in luv with some tweets? Lol cmon now…im not talkin shit im telling the damn truth! Furthermore…umm yea u tryna buck up on ya followers like “Ay don’t be tweetin dat nigga! U know he be lookin at yo tits.” LMFAO WHAT! Well tell that bitch to take her naked twitcon down & wont nobody look at her dried up nipples. Or the bitches will tweet shit like this…. “ALL U GROUPIE HOZ better stay off my man! @1RealSexyNigga cause he is all mines!” BITCH HUH!?? How he all yours but u don’t even know what this nigga look like in real life. So you mean to tell me you gone just fall in love with sumbody twitcon and that’s it! IDGAF what nobody say, aint no damn body fallin in REAL luv on twitter and anybody that objects to this is obviously on crack. Period pointblank.



LOLz & other suspect words. Such as no-homo should not be slippin out NO grown man’s mouth. IDGAF if Obama said it…no man has no business sayin no damn “LOLz” in a text message. WTF nigga SUSPECT I know a nigga that swear he got swag thru the roof…he claim he get all da bitches yet this nigga walk around talmbout “Forealz” FOR-REALS?!!! NIGGA did u just say FOR-REALS?! I will slap u in the head with a dictionary & crush yo brain like a walnut. If u tryna convince me you straight but u got the vocabulary of a 12 year old girl. SMH…you better quit lyin to yo self, like you don’t get yo butt hole poked by miscellaneous objects on special occassions & all major holidays. I SEE U….you aint slick fag



Follow me & I follow u. 1st of all I wouldn’t even want yo ass to follow me in REAL LIFE let along on twitter…so HOW BOUT I DON’T FOLLOW U! ima block yo ass & report u as spam. You should know by now idgaf bout no got damn twitter. No follows, no nothing dat got 2 do w/ dat handicap blue bird throwin up gang signs. Cus honestly if u look close da twitter bird look like he just got high as fuck when he appear. Speakin of da twitter bird…I’d like 2 give a special Shout Out & FUCK U 2 all the niggas on twitter who still aint saved up enough allowance to buy a disposable camera at the least & take a few snapshots 2 use as an icon on yo profile. Like nigga u wonder why u aint got no followers…cus niggas don’t wanna tweet a blue ass bird…WTF do u look like nigga!? Was u so ugly twitter rejected yo picture and stuck dat got damn bird up there instead? LOL but 4real man…I aint following a got damn muthufukn thang…less jesus floated down on a cloud & was like “yo bitch follow dat nigga & ima let u hit da weed” but we all know dat aint gone happen so I guess I aint following back.



Speakin of jesus…Man I bet they got the best kush in heaven. Cmon now if jesus can turn water into wine he can turn weed into sum shit dat will have yo ass so blasted u gone get saved just so u can smoke the weed w/ jesus. Lol MAN DON’T LIE! If he can get yo ass drunk off H2O he can get u high off dust. Hell he can take an old nike Shox shoe carve the sole off & light that mufuka have u high as fuck talmbout “Just DO It” lmao…shit…wtf am I talmbout im high as fuck. Im outta here.

Does Size Matter?

I have a question for you...what would you do if you was really feelin a dude, got him home & when it was time to get down and dirty he pulled his boxers off & his dick was hidin behind his balls? LMAO naw forreal man...I mean in all honesty if this nigga had a no 2 pencil attatched where his actual penis is suppose to be...could you get any satisfaction from that? Or is that the size is not as important as the quality of the motion. If you feel what im sayin. Look I know this may be makin some people uncomfortable, and honestly I dont give a fuck. This is my motherfuckin blog and ima say what the hell I want. But anyway...yea as I was sayin...do you females feel as if size really is a huge factor?? Sittin here thinkin about it from my own point of view...I really feel a lot of times it can be "looked over" if the dude really know how to put it down that one way. Have yo knees shakin & yo feet curled up like you on a scary ride with his infant size penis. Its definitely a posibility. lol I dont feel like its right to just not fuck with somebody cause they dick is a little on the miniature side, but we as women all have those shallow moments. I'm sure its a few niggas readin this right now a lightbulb just turned on in they head, like "THATS WHY THAT BITCH LEFT ME!!" mhmm....It could be! LOL I've only had 1 dude who's package looked like it was delayed. But man oh man...that dude used to kill my guts! LMFAO. Forreal, I used to forget his penis was only a little bigger than my index finger cause he was doin all this extra stuff to distract me. Pullin hair, smackin ass...ya know stuff that can make you forget all about the size. LOL But man Its Just somethin about those anachonda dicks...sheeesh. I feel like such a slut-bag-whore for writin this blog lmfao. Oh well. You probablly gone think I'm lyin but one of my x boyfriends almost massacred my cervix one day. lol His dick was the size of a 5$ dollar footlong...shit my stomach is hurtin just thinkin of it. See the only problem with that is he couldnt really put it down on me like I wanted cause his dick would reach all the way up to my windpipe & knock the breath out of me. One day I almost passed out ...I decided finally to put 911 on speed dial cause fuckin him was like playin with death. Well...bottom line is yes size does have an effect sometimes....its nothin like big dick to hit the spot but sometimes that little dick can go places no dick has gone before. LOL so Bitches dont be turnin yo nose up at the "lil men" & Lil Men dont you fret...yo dick so small your girl dont know if you in or not? Theres an App for that!! GIVE HER HEAD! hahaha...yea you know how they say you got to lick it before you stick it?!! Yea you got to lick it but please dont stick it. lol "what if you suck at givin head?" you ask? Well damn....nigga go to the fridge grab a nice ripe cucumber stick it in your pants, turn off the lights & pound that pussy. LMFAO Real Deal. & why you sittin there judgin me...you probablly the muthafuker who aint got no play in so long yo pussy expired. So take my advice if you tryna feel nice. That is all.

The Black & White Issue

Are white girls better than black girls? LOL for real! YEA I SAID IT!! Shit I wanna know your honest opinion...like real deal hollyfield how do you feel about the black and white issue? I know some of yall probablly thinking to ya self "Oh Laaaawd here she go again!" But look this is some real shit. I was speakin to my home girl the other day about relationships. And my friend is white, she typically dates black dudes. But she had said that she feels like a lot of the dudes she dates only dates black girls, and she feels like she cant compare to them. I instantly L.O.L.ed cus it was funny hearing that come from a white girl. Now I'm not gonna lie for a long time I have stereotyped white chics. I have always felt like they thought they were better than us. I dont know if this is because of the environment I grew up in or what. But I was raised being taught that "white people are evil" & "they rule the world" Of course me being a grown ass woman, I dont have this thinking today but these are some of the things people around me would say. I can even remember being a teenager and wanting to put a relaxer in my hair and my mom told me "why you tryna be a white girl getting your hair bone straight" of course I wanted to respond like "Look bitch i dont wanna be white, I wanna be right damnit! & I aint gone be right with these naps in my head." But the smart girl in me just said "No I dont want to be white, its just hard to do my hair" See its just little things like that, which started putting these superior thoughts in my head about white people. Its a damn shame thinking about it now because in my honest opinion aint no color, better than another color. However I def do feel as if some races have certain "advantages" over other races. But that does not mean I feel one race is weaker than another. Now check this out, I can truly say theres has been sometimes I wished I was white, like when we would run out of food & eat Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches on hamburger buns, or gourmet Ramen Noodles. Which is basically just noodles w/ hot dogs & other misclelanious things in em to get you full LOL I mean honestly who wants cereal w/ water over eggs & pancakes for breakfast?? & growin up a lot of my white friends always was invitin me over for dinner's and shit. Like cmon now you would never catch a guest at our table cause it wasnt enough food to go around. & Fuck whoever try to act like they not familiar with government cheese. hmphh!! But what I'm really dyin to know is how do black men feel about black & white girls?? I mean Is there one that you would choose over the other and why? This is one of those post I want to hear from you. Honest opinions. If you feel a certain way by all means let me know. I dont expect you to say one thing over the other. I just want to know. Is it true white girls are the biggest freaks!? Do all white girls really swallow? Cause if they do hell...yall bitches is some freaks. LMAO In the end none of this shit dont matter huh...cause black girls still gone be some savages & white girls still gone steal all the NBA players. LMAO naw but forreal though.

If It Wasn't For Weed....

I dont care what nobody say, weed is the most phenomenal thing on this planet besides head. Especially a girl givin you head...sheeesh *curls toes* But anyway...thats a whole nother blog. LOL But seriously though...could you imagine what the world would be like if there was no weed. You think we "livin in our last days now" oh without weed we would be "livin in our last seconds" right about now. Everybody would try to smoke shrubs marinated in cocaine nshit. People would be tryna blow up the electric company, & cable place. Cause they got they shit cut off behind a past due bill. & if only they had smoked a blunt right when they shit was gettin cut off, they would be all good. Matter of fact, yo ass probablly woulda went out there and helped the dude shut yo shit off cause you just that high & you feel extra friendly. Anything is tolerable when you're high. Just think if a man came up to you right now & punched you in the face you would probablly give him a high five & a thumbs up. Like "Duuuude that was sooooooo cooooool" *hippie voice* Mary J makes everything so "AWESOME" lol. Now since i'm on the subject of weed, what i really wanna know is How do you feel about chics gettin high all the time? Is it a turn-off to see a girl takin a blunt to the face? Cause I do it on the regular & I must say.... "I dont give a fuck if you like it or not, cause ima still get high" Yea...fuck your opinion. See I just had a mood-swing cause I have yet to smoke. I should be writing this shit while im high. So you can really feel the kush in my words. lol Weed will make any bad situation a positive right away. I dont care if the doc just came back & told yo ass you got aids & only have 6months to live. Take a bong hit & see how you feel in about five minutes. If a smile & a "mr. rodgers neighborhood" whistle dont slip outta you yo ass aint high enough I suggest you "light the blunt...puff...hold....blow...REPEAT. lol & you good to go. As soon as im done writin this blog ima call the weed dude & cop me somethin strong & stanky...the stankier the weed the better the high!!! & thats a fact. So my question to you is how has weed changed your life? If it wasnt for weed I woulda broke my neighbors neck & chopped her dog up into little bite size hot dog pieces cause that bitch is annoying. But thanks to weed it steered me from that path of destruction, the roadway to serial killin...to a road of happiness...sunshine & rainbows, talkin m&ms & cotton candy clouds. Speakin of cotton candy...my ass got the munchies!!! I smoked all night lastnight...see THATS THAT HIGH SHIT! lmao