I dont care what nobody say, weed is the most phenomenal thing on this planet besides head. Especially a girl givin you head...sheeesh *curls toes* But anyway...thats a whole nother blog. LOL But seriously though...could you imagine what the world would be like if there was no weed. You think we "livin in our last days now" oh without weed we would be "livin in our last seconds" right about now. Everybody would try to smoke shrubs marinated in cocaine nshit. People would be tryna blow up the electric company, & cable place. Cause they got they shit cut off behind a past due bill. & if only they had smoked a blunt right when they shit was gettin cut off, they would be all good. Matter of fact, yo ass probablly woulda went out there and helped the dude shut yo shit off cause you just that high & you feel extra friendly. Anything is tolerable when you're high. Just think if a man came up to you right now & punched you in the face you would probablly give him a high five & a thumbs up. Like "Duuuude that was sooooooo cooooool" *hippie voice* Mary J makes everything so "AWESOME" lol. Now since i'm on the subject of weed, what i really wanna know is How do you feel about chics gettin high all the time? Is it a turn-off to see a girl takin a blunt to the face? Cause I do it on the regular & I must say.... "I dont give a fuck if you like it or not, cause ima still get high" Yea...fuck your opinion. See I just had a mood-swing cause I have yet to smoke. I should be writing this shit while im high. So you can really feel the kush in my words. lol Weed will make any bad situation a positive right away. I dont care if the doc just came back & told yo ass you got aids & only have 6months to live. Take a bong hit & see how you feel in about five minutes. If a smile & a "mr. rodgers neighborhood" whistle dont slip outta you yo ass aint high enough I suggest you "light the blunt...puff...hold....blow...REPEAT. lol & you good to go. As soon as im done writin this blog ima call the weed dude & cop me somethin strong & stanky...the stankier the weed the better the high!!! & thats a fact. So my question to you is how has weed changed your life? If it wasnt for weed I woulda broke my neighbors neck & chopped her dog up into little bite size hot dog pieces cause that bitch is annoying. But thanks to weed it steered me from that path of destruction, the roadway to serial killin...to a road of happiness...sunshine & rainbows, talkin m&ms & cotton candy clouds. Speakin of cotton candy...my ass got the munchies!!! I smoked all night lastnight...see THATS THAT HIGH SHIT! lmao
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