Saturday, June 26, 2010

Does Size Matter?


I have a question for you...what would you do if you was really feelin a dude, got him home & when it was time to get down and dirty he pulled his boxers off & his dick was hidin behind his balls? LMAO naw forreal man...I mean in all honesty if this nigga had a no 2 pencil attatched where his actual penis is suppose to be...could you get any satisfaction from that? Or is that the size is not as important as the quality of the motion. If you feel what im sayin. Look I know this may be makin some people uncomfortable, and honestly I dont give a fuck. This is my motherfuckin blog and ima say what the hell I want. But anyway...yea as I was sayin...do you females feel as if size really is a huge factor?? Sittin here thinkin about it from my own point of view...I really feel a lot of times it can be "looked over" if the dude really know how to put it down that one way. Have yo knees shakin & yo feet curled up like you on a scary ride with his infant size penis. Its definitely a posibility. lol I dont feel like its right to just not fuck with somebody cause they dick is a little on the miniature side, but we as women all have those shallow moments. I'm sure its a few niggas readin this right now a lightbulb just turned on in they head, like "THATS WHY THAT BITCH LEFT ME!!" mhmm....It could be! LOL I've only had 1 dude who's package looked like it was delayed. But man oh man...that dude used to kill my guts! LMFAO. Forreal, I used to forget his penis was only a little bigger than my index finger cause he was doin all this extra stuff to distract me. Pullin hair, smackin ass...ya know stuff that can make you forget all about the size. LOL But man Its Just somethin about those anachonda dicks...sheeesh. I feel like such a slut-bag-whore for writin this blog lmfao. Oh well. You probablly gone think I'm lyin but one of my x boyfriends almost massacred my cervix one day. lol His dick was the size of a 5$ dollar footlong...shit my stomach is hurtin just thinkin of it. See the only problem with that is he couldnt really put it down on me like I wanted cause his dick would reach all the way up to my windpipe & knock the breath out of me. One day I almost passed out ...I decided finally to put 911 on speed dial cause fuckin him was like playin with death. Well...bottom line is yes size does have an effect sometimes....its nothin like big dick to hit the spot but sometimes that little dick can go places no dick has gone before. LOL so Bitches dont be turnin yo nose up at the "lil men" & Lil Men dont you fret...yo dick so small your girl dont know if you in or not? Theres an App for that!! GIVE HER HEAD! hahaha...yea you know how they say you got to lick it before you stick it?!! Yea you got to lick it but please dont stick it. lol "what if you suck at givin head?" you ask? Well damn....nigga go to the fridge grab a nice ripe cucumber stick it in your pants, turn off the lights & pound that pussy. LMFAO Real Deal. & why you sittin there judgin me...you probablly the muthafuker who aint got no play in so long yo pussy expired. So take my advice if you tryna feel nice. That is all.

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