WTF is wrong with you people???!

Twitter Couples How the fuck are you a couple & yall just started following each other 2 months ago on twitter. Talmbout…”baby after I seen u retweet dat last tweet of mines I fell in love” BITCH what! I will slit yo gotdamn throat talkin crazy like that. How da fuck u fall in love with somebody over twitter…aint never spoke 2 em on the phone, aint never kissed em, hugged em, fucked em….hell u aint even never skyped wit they ass before but somehow u know…U IN LOVE!?? FUCK OUTTA HERE…you sound like an ultimate supreme cornball w/ extra cheese. Who the hell falls in luv with some tweets? Lol cmon now…im not talkin shit im telling the damn truth! Furthermore…umm yea u tryna buck up on ya followers like “Ay don’t be tweetin dat nigga! U know he be lookin at yo tits.” LMFAO WHAT! Well tell that bitch to take her naked twitcon down & wont nobody look at her dried up nipples. Or the bitches will tweet shit like this…. “ALL U GROUPIE HOZ better stay off my man! @1RealSexyNigga cause he is all mines!” BITCH HUH!?? How he all yours but u don’t even know what this nigga look like in real life. So you mean to tell me you gone just fall in love with sumbody twitcon and that’s it! IDGAF what nobody say, aint no damn body fallin in REAL luv on twitter and anybody that objects to this is obviously on crack. Period pointblank.



LOLz & other suspect words. Such as no-homo should not be slippin out NO grown man’s mouth. IDGAF if Obama said it…no man has no business sayin no damn “LOLz” in a text message. WTF nigga SUSPECT I know a nigga that swear he got swag thru the roof…he claim he get all da bitches yet this nigga walk around talmbout “Forealz” FOR-REALS?!!! NIGGA did u just say FOR-REALS?! I will slap u in the head with a dictionary & crush yo brain like a walnut. If u tryna convince me you straight but u got the vocabulary of a 12 year old girl. SMH…you better quit lyin to yo self, like you don’t get yo butt hole poked by miscellaneous objects on special occassions & all major holidays. I SEE U….you aint slick fag



Follow me & I follow u. 1st of all I wouldn’t even want yo ass to follow me in REAL LIFE let along on twitter…so HOW BOUT I DON’T FOLLOW U! ima block yo ass & report u as spam. You should know by now idgaf bout no got damn twitter. No follows, no nothing dat got 2 do w/ dat handicap blue bird throwin up gang signs. Cus honestly if u look close da twitter bird look like he just got high as fuck when he appear. Speakin of da twitter bird…I’d like 2 give a special Shout Out & FUCK U 2 all the niggas on twitter who still aint saved up enough allowance to buy a disposable camera at the least & take a few snapshots 2 use as an icon on yo profile. Like nigga u wonder why u aint got no followers…cus niggas don’t wanna tweet a blue ass bird…WTF do u look like nigga!? Was u so ugly twitter rejected yo picture and stuck dat got damn bird up there instead? LOL but 4real man…I aint following a got damn muthufukn thang…less jesus floated down on a cloud & was like “yo bitch follow dat nigga & ima let u hit da weed” but we all know dat aint gone happen so I guess I aint following back.



Speakin of jesus…Man I bet they got the best kush in heaven. Cmon now if jesus can turn water into wine he can turn weed into sum shit dat will have yo ass so blasted u gone get saved just so u can smoke the weed w/ jesus. Lol MAN DON’T LIE! If he can get yo ass drunk off H2O he can get u high off dust. Hell he can take an old nike Shox shoe carve the sole off & light that mufuka have u high as fuck talmbout “Just DO It” lmao…shit…wtf am I talmbout im high as fuck. Im outta here.