Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Trapped in the closet?...Its ok ur not alone



Ok this is something I been wanting to get off my chest for a long time now, and today is the right day to speak my damn mind. You niggas think you so slick dont you? With all this "no homo" shit you keep screamin. *side eye* mhmmm....NO HOMO my ass...It be the thug niggas who be the most gay too. The type of dudes that will make a big scene in front of his boys if you make too many gay jokes or accidently brush up against his balls as you walk past him. But later on that night that same nigga laid up on the couch watchin 2 buff niggas in leopard thongs kissin on a beach, while he jack off. mhmm. I SEE YOU FRUITCAKE ASS BUSTAS! Man I know for a fact that "no homo" shit was a way for the real homos to get away with sayin some suspect shit without a non-homo beatin the fuck outta him. Shit I use to date this dude who always had me wondering about him. Like is this nigga playin with boy's bootholes when we not together. Everytime we had sex he would push my head on his chest & moan talkin bout "suck my nipples baby....ooow suck my nipples" NIGGA HUH! suck yo nipples? uuh-uhhhhhhhhn YOU GAY ASS BASTARD! I mean I aint gone lie I would do it only cause it made him cum. But who has an orgasm while a bitch sucks on their nipples? Somethin aint right!!! & You know it too. I never said nothin to him about it, but I know for a fact if he ever went to jail, he gone be the nigga on the top bunk starin down at his roomate lickin his lips talkin bout "damn he got some big thighs..owwweeee" lol Im not writing all this to say that there is something wrong with being gay cause yall know I'm a little fruit cake myself lol but niggas really needa step out the closet and quit tryna play the "thug" role. We know some of yall got pink polka dot thongs up under them saggy jeans & blue boxers. Tryna hide your identity aint gone make you any less gay. If you like to pack the fudge then you like to pack the fudge. Like Tupac said "I aint mad atcha" lol Let this be an encouragement to all you fools trapped in the closet and feel like there's no way out. There is baby...all you gotta do is high step it out that closet with your favorite stilletos snap yo finger in a circle and say "dicks over chicks" Sure some of ya boys may beat the shit outta you, some may disown you as they patna but the good thing is "you are now free to move about the country" in peace. You homo niggas. LMAO

1 comment:

  1. Let my dude switch it up & go to "DixRus" & I'm puttin his gay aSs out his fkn misery!!!! Ugh..

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