2) I hate when I be at the Doc's office or somewhere and It's a kid sitting in front of me who keep turning around to eyeball me. & The mama dont never slap the kid or nothing to say "stop fucking staring at that black bitch" whats worse the kid wanna stick out they tongue or something rude & you gotta clench your fist up tight to keep from punching the kid in his face. Like really though pay attention to what the fuck yo child is doing. There aint no excuse for lil "rachel" to be sitting there making evil faces at me then run her finger across her neck like "you're dead" OH REALLY!? Wait till yo mama not looking you little brat I'ma slap the shit out of you with a Dr. Seuss book. =( STOP FUCKING STARING AT ME!!!
3) I hate how the nigga from the "Everest" commercial think he know exactly what the fuck we doing. "you spend all day on the phone anyway...why not make the call" well first of all nigga how you know what the fuck I be doinh? I dont even got a phone. Here his black ass is all on t.v. tryna be a career advisor & shit & how much you wanna bet his ass aint even go to that damn school. They probablly paid the nigga 50$, an pound of kush & a bottle of "Hen" to do that damn commercial. Tryna look all successful and shit. I know that nigga aint go to no damn college, he one of the dope boys standing on somebody block with a lil 45' underneath his "Everest" T-shirt. I'm just telling you what I know man.
4) I hate how everybody and they mama wanna ask you for a ride just cause you got a car! But let that muthufuka break down & guess what...dont nobody know yo ass anymore. Niggas be asking to kick it with you just cause they know you got a car. Oh yeah they yo best fucking friend. But Soon as that bitch break down...where they at? I'ma start charging 50$ per ride, I dont give a damn if you just tryna go 2 blocks. It's 10$ for gas & 40$ for life insurance. Cause I'm taking a big risk just chaperoning your ass all around town, something could happen to me on the way & I need my dividends. So if you aint tryna pay up...guess you better put ya roller skates on buddy.
5)I hate when a dude tryna talk to you and he say "I'm just tryna be yo friend shawty" Or when you say "I got a man" & he say "well yo man dont allow you to have friends" FRIENDS?!! Nigga shut the fuck up! Do you usually look your friends up and down while licking your lips? you been staring at my ass for the last 5mins & you talking about some friends! Yeah friends with benefits. You aint slick. I mean thats the funny thing about you dudes...tryna be slick...but yo game is so so DEAD. I cant do nothing but laugh. Oh boy dont let you turn his ass down cause now he going off talking bout "how you wasnt even that cute anyway" NIGGA PLEASE. I AM THAT CUTE...thats why you so mad. ol'' thirsty ass. STOP IT.
Man I would go on & on...But I got shit to do...Dont worry it's plenty more where this came from just not today.
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