First of all Ima sue the fuck outta 4Lokos they never told nobody the after effects.of this shit. I wake up from a coma & shit. My eyelids glued shut from my smeared mascara, clothes all wrinkled, I mean I looked like somebody just ran me over with a tractor, then stuck me in a dryer for 35 min on high heat. The thing that pisses me off the most is EVERYTIME I drink this liquid cocaine I say the next morning "Maaaan I'm never drinking 4 Lokos AGAIN. Then for some reason I turn right back around & drink it again. And the sad thing is...its always one can and I'm wasted. Cmon SON really? I cant for the life of me understand how one human being can drink 15 shots of patron & be a little drunk, but one can of 4 Lokos & straight GONE. And the things...oh lordy...the THINGS IT MAKES YOU DO! I'm convinced they are spiking these cans with doses of ecstacy or something. I'm not playin. If you could just know how ignorant I get when I got this mess in my system. I'm ready to fight, fuck, & cuddle all at the same time. SMH. Who does that?!!! I'm not gone lie lastnight I made out with somebodies girlfriend, the night before somebody gave me a hicky, the night before that....WELL...*ahem* we wont talk about THAT NIGHT! I mean come on now its the past no need bringin up old shit right?! HA. All I can say is SLUTVILLE.com smh One big hot mess is what it is. And tell me why I wake up this morning...its two girls laying next to me on a twin mattress...ok it could be a little mini queen size bed but the point is the damn thing seemed extra small waking up with somebodys foot jammed in your ribs & the other girl crushed up against the wall. sheesh. So I notice my foot feels damp...come to find out, the girl next to me done pissed all in the bed!! SMH REALLY!? WTF. how old are you Bitch? Why is there a wet spot the size of china at the bottom of the bed. What kills me the most is the broad woke her pissy ass up & aint even try to take a shower! hmph. I aint gone blame that on the 4 Lokos i'm gone just assume the bitch got a very weak bladder. If thats the case I would totally appreciate a memo or something! Like seriously, let me know you pee in the bed so I can make other sleeping arrangements. I mean, I started to buy the little pissy girl a bag of depends, like "Here next time you get drunk throw one of these on!" smh. The moral to this story? First of all STAY AWAY FROM THAT LIQUID CRACK! It's poison. Toxic. Addictive. Whoever invented the shit should be shot! Even so my dumb ass cant stop drinking it. Especially the cranberry lemonade. BOMB. Second of all make sure you know who you falling asleep next to...YOU COULD BE THE NEXT ONE WAKING UP IN A WET SPOT!!!!
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