so i have been using the internet for quite some time now, and have had the luxury of meeting some really interesting people. Have even had a few face to face encounters with some "hot bodies" so the internet is not a complete fail, however there are those handful of creeps who start to ruin it for the rest of us. Thus i have created the World Wide Web commandments. This generally is directed to my fellow social network members. Please read carefully & take plenty notes. These can not be repeated...thus if u shall break any of these commandments you shall have your internet pass revoked immediately.
1) Thou Shall Not post misleading pics: foolin' us N-shit. Got us thinkin you cute but once we hit the zoom-in on yo picture our eyes start to water. Thats not OK. Or whats worse is you post another pic a week later & you look completly different then the "PYT" we saw earlier. from beauty to beastt. =(
2) Thou Shall Not try to holla at me or anyone else when you know your ass is ugly as shit: like cmon now bruh you look at yo self everyday in the mirror you know your face looks like a weapon of mass destruction. Ahh shit nigga you wouldnt even have a chance in the dark. Dont do that to yourself. smh
3) Thou Shall Not "cyber sex" another girl when your ass aint single: you will be just the idiot to get caught with your hand in the cookie jar! in the middle of sendin dick shots to "kesha" when your girl at work. In walks your girl as 3 of "keshas" tit pictures upload on your computer. Not a good look...& you wont be lyin yo way out of this one. May as well pack yo bags now. smh
4) Thou Shall Not Steal other ppls pics & post them as your own. your profile shows you as 6ft strong biceps, washboard abs, & nice tan. But you sittin at home at your desktop computer 5'5 239pnds, nappy mustache & reseeding hairline. ut-oooh Not Cool. In the end you loose cus your still short & fat with no girlfriend so just STOP It! be yourself.
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