Somethings Not Quite Right

Something’s Not Quite Right
-somethings not quite right you call yourself a bad bitch, but your weave looks like dead possom hair, and your face is a disaster. Somebody please get these “bad bitches” a dictionary & let em’ know the only thing bad about em’ is their facial features. tsk tsk

-Somethings not quite right you still walkin around with a flip phone & call ya self gettin numbers! Cut it out…do you really think you can pull a bitch with that extra large TV remote lookin shit…why does your phone light up on the bottom & your two favorite games to play on there is Snake & Brick Attack. SMH you got 1week to go collect some bottles and cans & put a down payment on a blackberry. You outdated fucker.

-Somethings not quite right (white ppl) your child calls you by your first name and puts you in time out? WTF No offense but thats the difference between white parents and black parents. We aint afraid to fuck our child up on sight just for looking at us the wrong way for more than 2 seconds. White people just afraid to get fucked up by they child. Now how the hell does that work out? You mean to tell me Timmy just sent you to your room & gave you a whoopin cause you wouldnt get him an Xbox! xmh…whats really goin on?

-Somethings not quite right your man lay you on the bed to hit it pull your pants down and dies. Death by the pussy? who. what. where. when . & why! Im not judging anybody but then again yes the fuck i am. If your pussy smells like its leaking sewer juice you gone needa either a) get that checked out immediately or b) wash yo damn twat! You cant hear yo pussy coughin and shit down there?…the smell done burnt xtra large holes in yo panties and you still the dumb bitch sittin around lookin confused. The soap get up and runs the other direction when you enter the bathroom cause its tired of bein punished by you and your ungodly smells.

Theres plenty more not quite right things and i’ll be back soon to talk bout those. lol